One time, before I took my afternoon break at the office, I changed my YM status message to "merienda time: tao lang, nagugutom din...". I got back to my station very satisfied. I scanned through the status messages of my contacts. I don't know how long it has been there, but the status of someone from the upper management said "My time is more important than yours. Now get back to work..."
Yikes!