Writings on the wall (and everywhere else...)

When I was still in UP, more than once had I found myself laughing or scratching my head whenever I see writings on wherever one can write on. I think I've even memorized some "conversations" so I can tell them to my UP and non-UP friends.

I got this from the email a few days ago. Made me wish I had written down some of those that I memorized and added them to this list.

Here goes... vandalism in UP.

AS Chair
"push button to eject seatmate"
"push button to eject urself"
"push button to kill teacher."
"push button to eject teacher"....
reply: "it's jammed! We're doomed!"

AS 1st floor CR
"if you forget the past, then you porget the purious.."

AS 1st floor CR ulit
"Im a simple gay "
tapos me sumagot "sira! Dapat 'Im simple and gay!' Taga peyups ka ba? duh!"
tapos me sumagot ulit (with matching arrow pa na nakaturo dun sa reply) "sira ka rin! yung simple is used as an adjective tapos yung gay is used asa noun. kaya ok lang yung simple gay nya!"

Bio Chair
"Push cadaver to haunt teacher."

FO Santos
"SA MGA NAGTATAPON NG BASURA DITO... bawal."

Eng'g
Sa Men's CR, facing the urinal:"Hawak ko saking mga kamay ang kinabukasan ng bayan!"
Reply: "the future you are holding is very small."

Math
sa cr sa may math building: "SUMAPI SA NPA!"
may sumagot: "PAANO? "
may sumagot pa: "MAGFILL UP NG COUPON AT IHULOG SA PINAKAMALAPIT NA DROP BOX SA SUKING TINDAHAN!"

sa likod ng isang "teacher's chair" sa 3rd floor:
"BABALA: asawa ni babalu"

3rd floor, sa isang upuan uli. "you'll NEVER find what you're looking for"
May nag-reply: "find x."

NIGS
sa isang upuan: "f*ck nigs!"
may nagreply: "who's nigs?"

Main Lib
Sa isang lamesa ng main lib, filipiniana section: "UP STUDENTS HAS BECOME PATETHIC"
tapos may sumagot..."mali pang grammar at spelling mo, halatang di ka taga UP"